Rini's Picture Diary
Transcribed By: Patamon_Princess
[3:00pm; Rini runs into the house.]
RINI: I'm home!
MRS. TSUKINO: Hi, sweetie! Today's snack -- you've got donuts, lemon pie... even chocolate!
RINI: YEAH!
[8:00pm; Bunny, Rini, and Mr. Tsukino sit back at the table.]
ALL: Thanks, mom! I'm stuffed!!
MRS. TSUKINO: For desert... we've got flan and ice cream.
ALL: Yeah!
[9:30pm]
RINI: I better start on my homework.
BUNNY: Oh, boy...
MRS. TSUKINO: Hey, girls! I've got chocolate fudge and cream puffs. Which do you want?
BUNNY, RINI, & MR. TSUKINO: Both, of course!
[The next day]
RINI: *moan*
MARY: *drinking soda* Rini... Are you OK? Your face...
BOY STUDENT: Good morning!
GIRL STUDENT: Good morning!
MARY: Maybe it's a cold... You should've stayed home then.
[A bag hits Mary on the back of the head.]
KIOSEKI: Ma-mo!
MARY: Oww. Stop it, Kioseki!!
KIOSEKI: I'm telling on you! You bought soda!
MARY: I brought it from home, idiot!
[Kioseki runs away.]
MARY: Rini, you want some soda? You'll feel better.
RINI: Thanks, Mary.
[Rini takes a gulp of soda then suddenly spits it out.]
RINI: OWWWWW--!!
[Later that day.]
AMY: Rini, this is... ...no headache or cold... It's a cavity!
RINI: A cavity?
AMY: Oh my! You too, Bunny! It's all black!
RINI: What's a cavity?
MINA: What? You've never... I'm proud of you!
RAYE: It means you have a hole in your tooth that hurts.
RINI: Wha?? A hole in your tooth?! We don't have those in the 30th century!
[Flashback]
NEO-QUEEN SERENITY: Small lady, it's snack time! Of course it won't make you fat!
[End flashback.]
AMY: Rini, a cavity is a disease where these scary bacteria make holes in your mouth.
MINA: Rini, if you don't treat your cavities, it'll eventually melt your jaw. It's true!
RINI: Oh my god!! Hello! I'm a 30th century princess!! I can't believe such a weird disease exists!!
AMY: You'd better get to the dentist fast!
BUNNY: OH OH...
[Bunny grabs Amy.]
BUNNY: No!! Please!! I'll do anything!! No!!
RINI: Dentist?!
BUNNY: This is... *weep* all your fault, Mom!! Daddy gained weight too...
MR. TSUKINO: *weep*
[Mrs. Tsukino walks into the room.]
MRS. TSUKINO: You girls... Cavities I hear? I told you girls to brush your teeth, didn't I?
BUNNY & RINI: I'm sorry!! It's such a drag!! I hate brushing my teeth!
MRS. TSUKINO: A lady should always brush her teeth after she eats! 36 years and mom has no cavities!! No more snacks for you girls! Daddy will take you girls to the dentist tomorrow?
BUNNY: *shock*
[Later that night, Rini looks at her teeth in a mirror.]
RINI: Cool. So I'll be better once I go to the dentist. Great! I don't want to die from this primitive disease! After all, I'm a 30th century princess! Cool.
[Bunny's on her bed, crying.]
BUNNY: No! I don't want to go! AHH! Rini! You don't know what's coming! The dentist is a scary place, you know. If you think you come home alive... you're mistaken!
RINI: What?!
DIANA: Wha??
RINI: No way!
[The next day, Mr. Tsukino takes the two girls to the old Crossroads Dentist.]
MR. TSUKINO: Crossroads Dentist has been in operation for more than a century and...
[Two children leave the building, crying loudly.]
BOY: Mom wants to kill me! I can't believe she put me through this!
GIRL: Sugar is the devil's powder, the devil's powder. Never again!
BUNNY & RINI: *chills*
[The three of them peer inside. An old dentist walks up.]
DENTIST: Hello. How many?
[The three of them recoil in fear.]
MR. TSUKINO: A ah a... Two please.... ahhhh----
DENTIST: Wait one minute... I'm about to pull out this tooth.
RINI: (thinking) Pull out this tooth?!!
[The dentist goes to a crying boy sitting in the dentist's chair.]
DENTIST: Ok, ok...You'll feel better in a bit. Huup. First tie a string to the tooth... ...then tie it to a door knob. Heh! You'll be fine. It'll be real easy once I shut this door. Hehe.
[The door shuts and Bunny and Rini run outside.]
BUNNY: I'm going home! I'd rather die with my melted jaw!
[Rini is half-way up a tree trunk, holding on for dear life.]
RINI: I... I'm frozen... I can't believe how scary this place is... *weep weep*
MR. TSUKINO: Calm down. Come on... you'll be fine.
[They pass by an ice cream store.]
MR. TSUKINO: Want some ice cream?
BUNNY & RINI: Mom said we can't have sweets...
MR. TSUKINO: I won't tell. But promise you'll go to the dentist tomorrow.
[They go into the store and sit down with their sundaes.]
BUNNY: Ahh--:) Sweets make all your problems go away. Yum!
RINI: Yum Yum!
BUNNY: (thinking) Aren't dentists supposed to be young and handsome?
MR. TSUKINO: thinking) I thought dentists... ...always had pretty assistants.
[Night falls over Crossroads Dentist. Inside, a spirit emerges from the floor.]
REGIN: I am Regin, the ghost that haunts this land. I live off the pain caused by cavities. There aren't enough cavities these days... I must make more cavities!
[She shoots a beam of power at the building.]
[The next day.]
MR. TSUKINO: *yawn*
[He opens the newspaper, and a advertisement falls out.]
MR. TSUKINO: Hm?
[He picks it up and reads it.]
MR. TSUKINO: Crossroads Dentist. Renewal Grand Opening! You too can have beautiful teeth! Half off today.
[The phone rings and Bunny answers it.]
MINA: Bunny! Have you been to the dentist since?! I heard the doctor's hot! Have you seen the ad! I have cavities too actually.
[Bunny looks at the advertisement.]
BUNNY: Wow.
[Later that day, Mr. Tsukino, Bunny, Mina, and Rini arrive at the sparkling new Crossroads Dentist.]
BUNNY: Wow that was fast!
RINI: Yeah.
[They all go inside where they are met by a young female assistant.]
ASSISTANT: Hello! How many do we have here?
MR. TSUKINO: Four please!
BUNNY: ...Daddy.
[The young male dentist approaches.]
DENTIST: Hey. Hi there! It'll be just a moment.
[He leaves as Bunny and Mina stare.]
BUNNY & MINA: OH MY GOD! HE IS SO HOT!!
RINI: This smell...
[The assistant carries out a tray of sweets.]
ASSISTANT: Have some cake and chocolate! It's before treatment so you have all you want! Should I fix you a cocktail?
[They sit down on a couch and start to eat.]
MR. TSUKINO: Ahh! White waiting room, the aroma of tea, and the nice music...
BUNNY, MINA & RINI: Yuum!
MR. TSUKINO: A beautiful assistant and a nice young doctor. This is how it should be!
[Diana is resting on Rini's head.]
DIANA: But... ...is fishy...
MR. TSUKINO: Fwahh!
[He lies down on the couch where Bunny is already asleep, followed by Mina.]
MINA: Mm... I'm getting sleepy now.
[Diana pushes on Bunny.]
DIANA: Oh no! Bunny! Wake up!
[The assistant comes back in.]
ASSISTANT: Bunny, Please step in.
[Rini gets up to follow her.]
DIANA: Small lady?! Wait!!
RINI: I'm on my way. Fwah!
[Rini follows the assistant into the office where a chair shaped like an elephant sits.]
RINI: Wow! How cute! an elephant chair!
ASSISTANT: Take a seat.
[Rini sits in the chair but instantly metal braces lock around her wrists and stomach, trapping her.]
RINI: Wha??
[The assistant holds up a giant needle.]
ASSISTANT: Okay.
[The dentist holds up a saw.]
DENTIST: Let's get started!
RINI: No!
ASSISTANT: Don't worry. We won't pull out any teeth yet. We don't want to single out your one bad tooth. First, I'll give you this shot to give all your teethe cavities, just to be fair. Hmph! Let's begin our treatment!
RINI: No!! Daddy! Bunny! Mina! Luna! Diana!!
[Diana is on the other side of the door, trying to push it open.]
DIANA: Nngh! Open!
[She succeeds in pushing it open and runs into the room.]
DIANA: Whew! Small Lady!!
[She throws a cake on the assistant's face.]
ASSISTANT: @%?!
DIANA: *licks the cake off her face*
RINI: Diana.
DIANA: Yeah!! Small lady!! Transform!
[She hits a button and the braces holding Rini unlock.]
RINI: Moon Crisis Make Up!
[In a flash Rini transforms into Sailor Chibi Moon.]
SAILOR CHIBI MOON: Flans are my favorite! I'm the girl with the sweet tooth! Sailor Scout in Sailor Gear! Super Sailor Chibi Moon!! That's me!! Come out, you bad thing!
ASSISTANT: I am Regin the ghost. I haunt this dentist. The killer dentist tool! Take this Turbine attack!!
[Sailor Chibi Moon grips her jaw.]
SAILOR CHIBI MOON: Ouch! The noise gets to my teeth! AHHHGH!!! Ouch! My teeth hurt!! Awww! It's throbbing!
[As she cries in pain, the circles on her hair activate.]
REGIN: Damn! Ultrasonic waves!! Stop crying!
[The dentist holds up a slice of cake.]
DENTIST: Back to you!
[The cake hits Sailor Chibi Moon right in the face.]
SAILOR CHIBI MOON: @%?! Oh my god!! Cake! Don't waste it!
[A cup of pudding flies over her head.]
SAILOR CHIBI MOON: Ahh! There goes a flan!
[A piece of cake flies by her.]
SAILOR CHIBI MOON: That bite just now was my first in five days!
[She grabs the pudding.]
SAILOR CHIBI MOON: Ohh! The sweet aroma... Just a bite... The first flan in 3 days!
[Back in the waiting room, Diana scratches wildly at Bunny and Mina's faces.]
DIANA: Wake up!! Come on!
BUNNY & MINA: Hm?
[The door into the office bursts open.]
SAILOR MOON: Wait up!
SAILOR CHIBI MOON: *gasp*
SAILORS MOON & V: Friends of girls and sweets!! Sailor Scouts of love and justice!
SAILOR V: Codename Sailor V!!
SAILOR MOON: Super Sailor Moon!!
BOTH: Yo! Chibi Moon! You need more training! You wanna be a fat soldier?!
[Both Sailor Scouts throw pies at the equipment.]
REGIN: Ahh! The machines are melting.
SAILORS MOON & V: Now! Chibi Moon!!
SAILOR CHIBI MOON: Pink Moon Heart Attack!
REGIN: Ahh! Pink sugar!
[Regin melts into a puddle on the floor.]
[The new dentist building changes back into the old decrepit one as the young doctor changes back into the old man.]
DENTIST: Hm?
SAILOR V: It was just a younger version... Damn. *weep*
SAILOR CHIBI MOON: We got rid of the bad guys...
SAILOR MOON: ...without Sailor Mars!
[Both of them suddenly cringe and grab thier jaws.]
BOTH: Aw. OOOOUUUUCH!!
[In the waiting room, Mr. Tsukino is still asleep and dreaming about using the assistant's lap as a pillow.]
MR. TSUKINO: Mmm. Nice pillow.
ASSISTANT: Oh. I have to get back to work.
[The next day.]
LITA: So? What about your cavity?
BUNNY & RINI: (with throbbing jaws) We had them pulled at Crossroads... the usual way. *weep*
AMY: Simple ways are always the best.
MINA: I think I'll go to the dentist near my house.
[Later, Rini enters her house.]
MRS. TSUKINO: Hi sweetie! Today's snack...
[Rini freezes.]
MRS. TSUKINO: Snacks that won't give you cavities, they build your chewing power! Dried squid, raw veggies and dried fish!
RINI: No thanks...